The MAtH (man about the house) and I find Dianne Isbell's Monday Etiquette column in the Belleville News-Democrat timely as always this morning.
Me: Dianne has a good column today.
MAtH: By good, do you mean good or do you mean funny?
Me: Both, actually. She begins with an opening statement: "A reader who voiced disapproval about Christmas cards being sent earlier and earlier each year, had a discussion with his wife and co-workers about the topic and came up with a bunch of questions. Here are some of them and my answers."
MAtH: So what does she have to teach us about Christmas card etiquette?
Me: Number 1 is that you don't have to be number 1. There is no great honor in being the first one to send out cards. And, no one should be mailing them before December first.
MAtH: Even the First is kind of early.
Me: I kind of like getting them during the week between Christmas and New Year's when there's time to appreciate them.
MAtH: And that might be because we're often late with ours?
Me: I like to think of it as making them more memorable and Christmas goes til January 6 anyway.
MAtH: Rationalization.
Me: Anyhow, here's the best question and answer: "If I order cards with my name and my spouse's name inside, do we still have to sign them? If so, why? It seems redundant to me and begs the question: Why have your names printed inside at all?" And Dianne says: "Even though you purchase cards with preprinted names, also sign your names in ink. After all, it is to be a personal missive from you. Sign above the preprinting or below or adjacent to it or at an angle."
MAtH: hahahahaha I guess signing preprinted cards in all those different places would take the tedium out of doing the cards. You could sign each card in a different spot. What does signing on an angle mean?
Me: How about siging vertically? heh
MAtH: The question I like is about whether or not to add a personal message. The guy, I bet this one is from a guy, asks "If I want to write something in the card but not a "book," is there something general I can say?"
Me: Dianne answers that the note doesn't have to be long but it shouldn't repeat the preprinted message that comes with the card.
MAtH: But, her own suggestion sounds pretty much like what comes printed in most cards.
Me: Yep, "We hope you have a wonderful holiday season."
MAtH: Uh, oh. The dreaded H word.
Me: But, don't you think the joke is on those PC types who want the word Christmas replaced with Holiday?
MAtH: Yep. After all, Holiday really means...Holy Day.
Me: Happy Holy Days. I like it.