After a two week lay off the MAtH (man about the house) and I have found the time to spend with Dianne Isbell's Monday Etiquette column in the Belleville News-Democrat.
Me: You know what's odd? For the two weeks we haven't had time to read much of the Monday paper, Dianne's column disappeared from the BND's web site. But today it's back.
MAtH: I hadn't noticed.
Me: Well, I like to link things I put on my web site so it doesn't appear that I am just making things up.
MAtH: How about sending Dianne an email and asking why she was left off the internet?
Me: You know very well she doesn't have email, you're just trying to get my goat.
MAtH: heh
Me: In any event, as always, Dianne is nothing if not relevant, her first question comes from someone asking about Halloween etiquette.
MAtH: Things like saying thank you to people who give you candy?
Me: No, actually it is a woman who is having an adult party and wants to know if it would be alright for her guests to help give out candy to trick or treaters.
MAtH: Depends, I would say, on what kind of party it is. Sometimes those adult parties get a little rowdy, you wouldn't want to scare the kids.
Me: How many Halloween parties have you ever been too?
MAtH: None, it's not my favorite day, but I have seen news reports about parties.
Me: Anyway, Dianne thinks it is perfectly ok for guests to help. "Special party events dictate deviating from the normal rules so everyone has a good time."
MAtH: Who's giving out the candy here at home this year?
Me: Who is normally not even home on Halloween?
MAtH: So that means it's my turn?
Me: It's something everyone should experience at least once. Then I could stay back and keep the dog calm.
MAtH: Can I still watch Monday Night Football?
Me: Maybe the second half.
MAtH: I think I'll run a cord and cable line to the front porch so I can plug in the small tv. How about bringing a lawn chair out front while I do that.
Me: It's raining don't forget.
MAtH: We have a big umbrella somewhere don't we?
Me:
Me: Another question she gets is from a woman wanting to know the "V" word that is often used when talking about an artist's art exhibitions.
MAtH: I thought we had an extra long cable line around here we weren't using.
Me: Wait...Dianne says: "The word is probably the French word, "vernissages" which is a party given for the opening of an art exhibit."
MAtH: From the French for varnish. hahahahahahaha...surprised?
Me: Dumbfounded. Seems that in old France "When artists originally began hanging their pictures in a gallery, they would invite friends in to help them varnish the pictures for protection before the exhibit was opened to the public."
MAtH: Weird. Why would galleries be using that term now?
Me: The long cable line is in the trunk of the car.
MAtH: Oh, good. So you don't care if I set up a tv room on the front porch?
Me: If it means I don't have to sit out in the rain all night, go for it.