The MAtH (man about the house) and I agree that Dianne Isbell's Monday etiquette column in the Belleville News-Democrat is very topical today, Memorial Day, as she gives a few short pieces of advice about flag etiquette. But, as often happens with Dianne, there is just something in her wording that gives us a lot to talk about.
Me: Dianne is answering a question about the correct way in which to display or fly the flag today.
MAtH: That's a good idea, there are a lot of rules about that we really aren't aware of.
Me: Not to sound flip, but she goes about it in a way that is almost incomprehensible.
MAtH: Not Dianne!
Me: Her first paragraph is cluttered up with incessant explanatory words in parentheses and the added words are no more helpful than the original. Listen to her description of how to fly a flag at half staff, which is required until noon on Memorial Day: "To do so, the flag should be hoisted (or raised aloft) to the peak of the staff (or pole) for a moment, and then lowered to the half-mast (or half staff) point."
MAtH: I see what you mean, has American Legion across the street lowered their flag to half staff today?
Me: Yep, they did it very early this morning, I already took a picture of it.
MAtH: When did you do that? I see you had the dog out there with you.
Me: While you were reading the sports page. Anyhow, Dianne gets just a little Dianne-ish later in the column.
MAtH: uh oh, careful, flag etiquette is serious business.
Me: She says: "To lower the flag, however, it should be done slowly and with dignity. This is not a time to be talking or laughing with the neighbor, or visitors, or kicking at the dog who wants to play."
MAtH: mmmfffbwahahaha...sorry...hehhmmfpheh "kicking at the dog", where did that come from?
Me: She veered off into a rant about flags on pick up trucks too. "I really have to restrain myself when I see our flag being so improperly and disrespectfully flown or flapping on the sides of a pick up truck."
MAtH: Did she mention anything about how to display the large flags that are hung vertically? Remember a couple of years ago when we were trying to figure out how to hang ours? Do the stars face to the top left or top right?
Me: No, but I remember we went to a web site which had pictures of the correct way to display all manner of American flags. I took a picture of ours this morning too.
MAtH: Boy, what time did you get up?
Me: Memorial Day was originally called Decoration Day, a day when people were supposed to go out to Veteran's cemeteries and put flowers, flags and other decorations on the graves.
MAtH: When did Memorial Day first begin?
Me: According to this article, it began by order of a General from right here in Southern Illinois in 1868, John A. Logan. I didn't know that, that's pretty cool.
MAtH: I didn't know that either, I thought it began after WWI.
MAtH: Collinsville has a veterans parade and ceremony, what time does it start?
Me: Step off for the parade is at 10:30 and the ceremony at the VFW follows. Want to go? Its just down the street.
MAtH: I think I do. We all should take a little time to reflect on what everyone who fought for our country over the years did for us. A gift, the ultimate gift.