Andrew Ferguson has a must read article online if you ever intend to make a visit to Washington DC.
IF YOU WANT A VISION of hell, look here: the national mall in Washington, D.C., at noon on a summer's day.
"Nowhere to park, nowhere to sit, nowhere to eat, nowhere to pee. Do I exaggerate? Only a little. One doesn't have to spend too much time on the national mall--the "place of resort" for public walks that Pierre L'Enfant, the capital's designer, dreamed of--before one begins to detect a certain lack of hospitality. One begins to feel like a nuisance, in fact. Worse, one begins to feel that one is supposed to feel like a nuisance. And one--I hate to say it, I really do--would be right."
Is there a remedy for the pain and suffering tourists experience while visiting the nation's capital? One item that really needs change is the barriers set up to make everyone feel like a vandal in waiting.
The most immediate problem is ham-handed security, overdone, unaccountable, unexplained, and, to the non-specialist, apparently irrational--measures undertaken, it seems, more for the convenience of the mall's caretakers than its visitors (and owners)
Let's be honest. Everyday employees and residents of DC do not like you, Mr. and Mrs. tourist. You or your kids. Or your 8th grade class trippers.