"The internet should change its name to Here Is Why the Thing You Like is Bad"
"Watched NCAA basketball with my family and my aunt was really concerned about players balding and now I can't stop focusing on hairlines."
"Hell is listening to a dude on the train ask his girlfriend if she liked the new "sweeping character arcs" in his edited manuscript."
"A mascot isn't really something you could buy at a store. The mascot should have a person in it imo."
"It's literally not a mascot. It's a stuffed person."