Pity the poor residents living in ten Maryland counties because beginning July 1 they will have a rain tax added to their property tax bills. Be on guard residents of Illinois, if this works officials there may see a way to add to their own bankrupt coffers.
The Environmental Protection Agency decreed in 2010 that Maryland had to
stop so much stormwater runoff from draining into the Bay, a project
that would cost $14.8 billion. To pay for that, authorities decided to
tax "impervious surfaces" "anything that prevents rainwater from seeping into the earth (roofs,
driveways, patios, sidewalks, etc.) thereby causing stormwater runoff."
The state has required its 10 largest counties -- Montgomery, Prince
George's, Howard, Anne Arundel, Carroll, Hartford, Charles, Frederick,
Baltimore counties and Baltimore city -- to raise the revenue. Property owners' obligations will be calculated through the use of satellite imagery and geographic information systems. Big Brother can measure your roof and driveway.
So Google Earth images will decide how much of a homeowners property is not pervious. This is the perfect George Harrison song verse to accompany this story.
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.
So..."The EPA is such a Pain
Who else would think to tax the rain"