Here's what Martha tweeted yesterday: "I just dropped my iPad on the ground and shattered two glass corners. What to do?does one call Apple to come and pick it up or do I take it?"
The responses to her question are about what you would expect.
"Personally I'd bend down and pick it up myself."
"It’s start. Now fold it diagonally twice, put some cornucopia pieces around it, and it’s a gorgeous autumn centerpiece."