I didn't realize I woke up this morning ready to gripe about everything until I started reading the papers. Here are a couple of "please no" new tech items which we really don't need and which will drive us crazy if we happen to be around someone who uses them.
Mobile Karaoke app so you can practice your singing anywhere.
A small but full featured keyboard for the iPad Mini. Isn't this a bit of overkill? I mean, seriously, the Mini is meant to be portable, light and unobtrusive, food for browsing and consuming information. Adding a keyboard seems bizarre.