The December issue of Food Network Magazine has a one page story on a competition between Paula Deen and Robert Irvine to see which scrambled egg dish we'd vote for as the best. Irvine's had beef pepperoni sliced into a pan of scrambled eggs and cheese while Paula's used eggs and ham butter spread on toast.
I mean Ham Butter! The mind boggles and it looks sort of as you'd expect it to look. Probably Robert Irvine's meal will win.